None of these door handles are raptor proof, and as such, will never be installed in my home.
Spielberg’s 1993 documentary, Jurassic Park has taught me many life lessons
I’m not sure you’re referencing an xkcd comic, but it seems likely.
god these are all so weird.
Edit: you know what it is? it’s the cover plate being so large. none of them are what i am used to but some are pretty close, but the huge cover plate makes them all look weird.
Broadway or Latitude. Incidentally, I have the latter in my house.
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Stop. You can’t handle the door.
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Elan all the way
Are you a hospital architect?
Finally, the relevant questions are being asked.
Avila and Champagne for me. Also fuck Elan and Jazz in particular, might as well install a knife as a doorhandle.
I have never thought about door handles in my life, except this one time where a door had a handle on the “push” side and I didn’t understand why the hell it would need a handle if it’s only meant to be pushed from that side…
avilia
I don’t like curvy doorknobs, so I’ll go with Broadway, Latitude or Jazz. Jazz seems to have a small space for your thumb.
Latitude or Merano
Oh fuck yes our very own pillar column post
Such a hard choice, all look great. Except Sacramento. Looks like shit.
As usual Elon is the fucking worst
Whichever one fits in my ass nicely
The one easiest for my cat to open










