WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1135
arrow-up1135image🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldWanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square9linkfedilink
minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoRelax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoDoes frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoRaises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Relax, there’s thousands of Lemmy users. We can’t all be last. Which makes me wonder, what’s the tiebreaker?
Masturbation
Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.