Better quality
This kid looks so angry for someone who is getting some easy cash
Sure its easy cash, but now he is deprived of his fun.
“Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow!”
Boys only want one thing, and it’s toys
I just recently chased my two giggling teenagers and wife around a store with a small trex hand puppet and I’m a grown-ass man.
Firm believer in embracing humor and staying young and yes I bought the puppet.
I’m imagining the two teenagers giggling, and your wife looking annoyed.
Then you chase her too, and now all three of them are giggling and running from you, as confused shoppers look on.
Not true.
I also want love.
…and a sandwich.
She’s gonna shit her pants.
Man the deep lore of Archie comics is surprisingly deep
Reboots,retcons, reality warping powers, alternate universes, zombies, deities, gods, afterlives, murder, crimes, time travel, love triangles
The extended universe is even more crazy
I mean damn
Well, my mind went: “Hehe, dick shaped cars. Let’s imagine he built a jump and had her lay in front of it, legs wide open, then absolutely sent the cars into the cave of no return.”
I take no credit or blame for this, it wasn’t by will, my mind just decided this thought is happening.
What.
…welp. You certainly took the time to write all of that out.
…for some reason.
