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I have such a problem with the expression “take a shit.”
Really ought to be “leaving a shit.”
I’m not a turdburglar. I plant them, I don’t take them.
I think in this instance, it is pointed as a type of activity one can “par”take in, the same way one takes a walk, or takes care.
Here comes the care remover!
Why don’t you go leave a walk?
Leave the walk alone!
/sj
Every day I take a shit, but I take no shit.
And I don’t give a shit if you give me shit. Only if you take my shit.Shit, I’d shit the shit out of that shit.
This poetry needs to be etched into a bathroom stall asap
My first thought would be that it’s probably located in Penn Station in NYC. But walking out of the station and smelling the air, it’s possible the streets of the city itself are the toilet we’ve been looking for.
it’s possible the streets of the city itself are the toilet we’ve been looking for.
🥲
Ayyyyy Oneshot
I was at an airport bathroom in Cuba, pretty sure it was that one. The taxi drivers standing around it seemed pretty proud of the fact.
Some airplane toilets might even be up there. Up to 90 passengers per toilet.
I am guessing there’s a tie for quantity of shits.
There would be a winner for highest mass of total shit, though.
We all know.
It’s [person you don’t like]'s mother’s mouth.
My guess would be international airports, or hotels in tourist hot spots.
Probably some airport bathroom stall, the one in the back, in some very large city.
the oneshot?!
Seems inspired by it for sure
oh trust me. I know.
Yeah I’ve seen it, turds past the height if the seat, and the top pile was white from the brown being washed out by people peeing on it. Worst portapotty I’ve ever seen
Probably one of the cans at Lambeau Field.
They suspect at least, the people who have used it.
We might not know but the toilet surely does. And it’s planning its revenge.
plight!!!
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