• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world
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      The mistake you are making is assuming religious people are capable of logic, reasoning, or changing their minds. God himself could appear and tell them they are wrong and they wouldn’t believe it, because their existing beliefs are a forgone conclusion. They did not arrive at them by reason or logic and they will not be moved by reason or logic.

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      Plague of locusts? Blood raining down? Him literally getting struck by lightening?

      I would like the later. It would be hilarious.

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    you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won’t be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?

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    If he was nicer, the Democrats could use their weather machine to give him nice weather on his birthday, but he’s been a big meanie lately, so it’s rain for HitlerPig’s birthday.

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    So the message is our military can’t perform in th3 rain. Is USPS the last great government force?

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      To be fair they stated they didn’t want to have an audience out in lightning.

      Whatever the case, calling off such festivities is what I’d like to happen anyway. His stupid birthday parade not happening would be a good outcome.

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    I hope Mother Nature provides plenty of lightening. In addition, God is not with those who guzzle own the Orange Kool-Aid.

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    Nah. Hold it anyway. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the clown prince will catch all his karma at once in the form of a lightning bolt.

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    Bday parade??? This is exactly the type of ego bs that dictators do. Have a quiet night in with the family you never see you psycho

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      Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.

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    Yeah right. Probably cancelling it because he doesn’t want people to show up and ruin his dick-tator moment by protesting.

    Then again Diaper Don doesn’t like rain cleaning off his nasty orange makeup and getting in his rats nest.

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        There’s a good chance that there will be more protesters than supporters. That would be beautiful.

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      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s more afraid of an embarassingly small crowd more than protestors.

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      I believe he hasn’t showered in years; he’s cleaned with baby wipes by slaves, hence everyone saying he’s so smelly.

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      Honestly, probably worried about a bunch of armed people being there possibly to exercise their oath.

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    “Cancelled” would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.

    But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he’s yearned for since Season 1??

    Methinks “rescheduled” is a more likely outcome. 🤷‍♂️

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        I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.

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      I’m split. On one hand, thunderstorms in DC in the summer are so obvious and predictable that anyone doing any kind of organizing for an outdoor event would have considered them months in advance and would have contingencies. So “cancelled due to thunderstorms” is obviously a cover for “we’re getting too much pushbacka and don’t want to embarrass ourselves.”

      Otoh, not realizing that there is a thunderstorm pretty much every single day in DC in the summer is exactly the level of competence I expect from the Trump admin.

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      Knowing trump they’ll make up some fake “security threat” thing to reschedule as opposed to “literally whatever God(s) you believe in don’t want this to happen”

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        Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?

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    The fact that the military’s birthday keeps getting called ‘Trump’s birthday’ shows how far we are sliding into fascism.

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      The fact that ya’ll care at all is fucking weird, dude.

      Edit: since apparently I wasn’t clear, I’m saying that celebrating your military’s birthday is fucking weird. Ya’ll went places with this one and none of them were remotely close.

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    Maybe this is misguided, but in some ways I was looking forward to seeing whatever actions had been planned in DC that day. I guess we’ll see what happens. Regardless, Asheville is coming out strong for a No Kings rally.