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Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前

Can someone tell me what I want to hear so I can blindly follow them?

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Can someone tell me what I want to hear so I can blindly follow them?

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You’re awesome, super sexy, and I love you. 😘

    Now give me your banking info.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Im finding it very difficult not to.

  • burgermeister@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s all their fault, if we get rid of them everything will be perfect forever always.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I fucking knew it!

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      Keith Flint looking like a firestarter here.

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    I love you so much! I’m stuck on this oil rig and my accounts are frozen. Send me $5000 in bitcoin so I can visit you.

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    Study something until your head hurts every day.

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    You’re doing good, and you’re enough. But you could (and owe it to yourself, and the people that care about you) to do better. Tomorrow, we’re gonna be a little better. And the next day? A little better. We’ll have days we backtrack, but overall, we’re going to keep improving. Tomorrow, are we going to eat slightly more healthy (think switching chips for nuts or something like that) or are we going to be slightly more active (like 3 more minutes of walking)?

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    NTA. lawyer up, hit the gym, delete facebook

  • Beth@piefed.social
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    You should eat more vegetables, take your vitamins, brush your teeth twice a day, and give your animals some scritches. Sleep more also.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Suspiciously said nothing about eating all the cake I want. I dont trust you, friend.

  • atro_city@fedia.io
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    You aren’t poor because you don’t work hard enough. You’re poor because the rich are sucking up all your wealth.

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    Pssspspspsspsss.

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    Everything is going to be okay

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      “all is for the best” in the “best of all possible worlds”

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    Dude, you should try ChatGPT.

    It’s great at doing that. You’re, like, the one person on earth it’s perfect for.

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      ChatGPT wont drive me into a frenzied outrage about topics that dont effect me in the slightest. Needless to say, its just not the same.

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        ChatGPT wont drive me into a frenzied outrage about topics that dont effect me in the slightest.

        Well, not with that attitude!

        But it certainly has for others in the past.

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    Sure! get any remote job that pays ~$500 USD equivalent per month and live abroad.

    You’ll be down to working a couple hours a day maximum and can pursue your interests, hobbies or get to know yourself and figure out what you want to do next.

    details over in the travel community. or ask here.

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    LLMs will do that, all it costs is your data, our planet and 19.99 a month

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    Look at this cutie! Are you lost? Hold my hand.

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