• Curiousfur@lemmy.worldEnglish
      33·
      11 days ago

      Small. What an absolute coward

      Edit: apparently I haven’t been getting comment notifications on Connect, but this was entirely sarcastic, I am well aware of how unreasonable large even some of the small toys are. I am also intimately aware of how unreasonably large the large size is. It frightens me from the bottom of the tote.

      • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        55·
        19 days ago

        Don’t be shaming people with limited capacity, they can’t help it any more than any of us can help what our bodies are like

        From a personal point of view, that looks like more fun than something modelled on a horse cock or whatever

      • northface@lemmy.mlEnglish
        1·
        16 days ago

        Hey edgelord, please take your bullying and insecurity issues back to your friends on Reddit please.

  • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zipEnglish
    45·
    19 days ago

    Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zipEnglish
        17·
        18 days ago

        Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

    • M137@lemmy.todayEnglish
      11·
      18 days ago

      Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys… It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you’ve either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don’t have fun friends.

          • Phantaloons@piefed.zipEnglish
            2·
            17 days ago

            The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

            I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

            but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

            • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              6·
              17 days ago

              lmfao it doesn’t really look like you’re bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it’s such a non-sequitur to point out that you’re cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you’d just said “as a non-furry”

              respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn’t bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said “as a vanilla person”, also

              you’re poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn’t take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i’ll leave it at that

              • Phantaloons@piefed.zipEnglish
                2·
                16 days ago

                All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

                The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.

  • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
    26·
    18 days ago

    ??? It d9esnt matter if you thought it was shoes, you don’t open other peoples mail?? In what country is it legal to do that wtf

        • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          5·
          17 days ago

          lived alone for like 5-6 years before getting housemates again, could definitely see this happening with a mom if you don’t order much stuff at home 💀

      • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
        6·
        17 days ago

        No…? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I’m expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.