• Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zipEnglish
    45·
    3 months ago

    Also based on a quick search that is not the worst thing a mother could see (although granted that would depend on the mom, this one seems chill enough)

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zipBanned from communityEnglish
        17·
        3 months ago

        Come to think of it, my cock ring hasn’t come up too many times at the weekly D&D with the boys. I’ll wait on the right storyline.

    • M137@lemmy.todayEnglish
      12·
      3 months ago

      Ah, yes, only non-cis people use sex toys… It has nothing to do with you being cis, more that you’ve either never browsed a porn site in the last 20 years or have a very specific kind of site you go where those would never show up, and also don’t have fun friends.

          • Phantaloons@piefed.zipBanned from communityEnglish
            2·
            3 months ago

            The venn digram between furry culture and trans culture often times looks like an askew lid on a jar.

            I’d also like to point out that just because I’ve pointed this out, and made fun of/with it, that I don’t mind, personally.

            but tbh, the blank “What do you mean Hank Hill wouldn’t talk about dragon dildos with the boys?” thought was hilarious for a minute

            • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
              6·
              3 months ago

              lmfao it doesn’t really look like you’re bothered by it really, imo anyways, but it’s such a non-sequitur to point out that you’re cis. i think it probably would have been clearer if you’d just said “as a non-furry”

              respectfully, there are plenty of suburban white folks who are freaks with it (positive) and wouldn’t bat an eye at a bad dragon dildo. you probably could have said “as a vanilla person”, also

              you’re poking fun at it, but i get the feeling you wouldn’t take well to having your own lack of sex knowledge made fun of, so i’ll leave it at that

              • Phantaloons@piefed.zipBanned from communityEnglish
                2·
                3 months ago

                All good, I know I basically walked right up to Rome and made fun of Caesar.

                The negative reaction has been expectedly less than I prepared for, all things considered.

  • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
    26·
    3 months ago

    ??? It d9esnt matter if you thought it was shoes, you don’t open other peoples mail?? In what country is it legal to do that wtf

        • fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          5·
          3 months ago

          lived alone for like 5-6 years before getting housemates again, could definitely see this happening with a mom if you don’t order much stuff at home 💀

      • Manticore@lemmy.nzEnglish
        6·
        3 months ago

        No…? If a courier delivers something to my door I look at the name to confirm they live here before signing. Including when I’m expecting a package. Mix-ups happen all the time.