I am still pissed that these fucks keep translating YT vids and giving it automatic voiceovers. My brother in the unholy ravioli, I speek 3 languages fluently and a few others badly, I don’t need you translating videos and titels for me

Annoying, not worst

He was born before the end of ww2, and now he looks like USA, old, tired and so near to behind to rot and bloat

Thats a damn good deal!

No, don’t punch them, no one should touch a nazi.

Use a gun or rotten eggs for social distancing instead!

Matter of fact, it is the same god damn eagle

Reichsadler of the third reich (Swastika cut off because fuck them)

Eagle at the bottom

The eagles at the bottom give me a massive reichsadler vibe

What I learned to do is mentally answer my own question with

“Because at the end of the month we will get a 4 number number added to the bank account, which we need for wifey to get dino nuggies”

From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers. They disgusted me. Eons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy. Only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence. Now we awaken to retake what is ours.

Wretched amalgamation of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith. Do you truly believe you can stop us, we who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.

The stars were young when our empire was ascended, and when the last of them die. We alone will remain. For we are immortal

And who will pay?

Ya all don’t understand, this is a practical joke, being that an iOS and snapchat user can’t read

This problem is easily solved by proactively providing your overly enthusiastic investigation team with a copy fingerprint on an self-outreach device.

This protip is brought to you by my wife:

Talk to your partner that arguments should be started via text, however the second party should not read or respond to it. This will allow whoever is angry to dumb their anger, and when you meet again, they would have already forgotten, and therefore it was more likely just a shitty day, or they haven’t forgotten but had enough time to articulate their grievances without being a meanie beanie.

2,2 L of water 0,75 L of black tea 0,25 L of choci milk

I didnt know, thank you

And it even reads prettier in german

The doctor will tell you that your lifestyle is bad, your trainer that you are not training enough, your boss that you don’t work enough.

And the liquor store owner will tell you: excellent choice! And the chef of the local kebab shop will tell you: As-salamu alaykum brother, same as always?

Context, this poem:

I met a traveller from an antique land

Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

The pastor of my local church used to say

“When your soul is no longer with you, when your body is returned to earth, Peter will judge you not on how many excuses you have, but on how many you need”

And even being an atheist, it stuck with me

I mean, the show is quite, lets call it “unique”

So you know, depending on your tastes you may love or hate it, also it changes a little during the first season.

If you do end up liking it, try “Helluva Boss”

But again, I should note that the creation of VivziePop due have a certain vibe to them which all of them have, so if you like one, you would like the others, and vice versa