I’ve met my fair share of people like this and the mysterious source of income is almost always “family money”.
Either that or life savings and a financial countdown that they ignore until they run dry
“My kids ain’t inheriting shit.”
My aunt is doing this at a speed run. She does long distance world spanning voyages that cost a fortune almost every other year so her kids ain’t getting dick lol.
this is me this summer.
Don’t dox me!
Yes yes, now where do I find this “family money” you speak of?
That’s easy, just go back in time and choose a richer family to be born into.
fuck around and seduce rich polyamorous people
some are in the organised crime business…
Where does one apply for one of these businesses?
Do something useful for someone important, in a way they like
I tried that with some Russian mafia looking immigrants once. They just pretended they didn’t hear me and I left them alone after that. Kinda think I dodged a bullet now, especially after hearing about that kid that got thrown off the balcony in London.
Yup, had a Russian threaten me once because I took a photo near where his car was parked … stupid as fuck.
The criminals I used to know were dangerous because they were low profile, lol
So just have to eat boba?
Assassination bounties
You’re describing vacation, no? I have 6+ weeks of paid vacation every year. In Europe. Sure, six weeks isn’t the entire summer, but with the vacation days saved from previous years (since I rarely use more than four weeks) I could easily live work free for months. Granted, my income wouldn’t be mysterious…
Sorry, but the income source being mysterious is non-negotiable.
This is clearly an American centric meme, where having a week of paid vacation is a luxury and affording a flight to Europe is a fantasy.
Goddamn, where in Europe? France? I get only 5 weeks.
I work fulltime and have 13 weeks of vacation, but i’m an outlier. between 4 (mininum) to 6 weeks is common.
Damn, I’m getting just over 10 weeks this year and thought I was doing very well!
You are doing very well
But I could be doing better … like you ;-)
Color me jealous. Good for you, though.
Let’s just say, I make problems disappear.
“You have an Only Fans for dudes into out of shape dads?”
…You couldn’t have guessed “assassin “ first man? …and you’re right, okay!?There’s a market for this? Why the fuck am I doing a 9 to 5, I should start an onlyfans. Oh wait onlyfans don’t give me a visa at least not yet.
i’ve been unemployed in europe with a mysterious source of income (my union) for eight months now. shit sucks.
That’s me, just not for one summer. I have a military disability pension, I’m 39 and get 3k on my bank account each month (with taxes already deducted). I don’t have to work anymore for the rest of my life, due to PTSD from deployments. I can do whatever the fuck I want and I’m getting the money to support that. Scarred for life though, life is a struggle every day. If I could choose, I’d pick working normally with no mental issues any time.
Disability pension isn’t exactly easy to come by. You can only get it if a doctor manages to convince someone who’s entire job is to stop you from getting it by any legal means necessary that you are incapable of holding a job because of what is affecting you 24-7 365.
It’s less a jackpot than a consolation prize.
jealous
If you don’t mind poor sleep with horrible nightmares, waking up in a soaking wet bed, several times every single night, then sure. If you don’t mind not being able to go to a supermarket or store. Or having panic episodes or re-living the horrors randomly for no reason. Being bored shitless because you can’t leave the house, dont feel like doing anything but also are restless AF. All while having an existential crisis because I’m worthless to society, have no purpose in life, no satisfaction from achievements as I have none.
Trade?
Sounds like rhe standard customer service employment life tbh
Haha yeah, I see what you mean
Im joking of course, sorry you have to deal with that. Sounds like it sucks.
Jokes lighten up the dark parts of life. I appreciate it
Thats rough. I had a fairly traumatic experience once. The result was about a month of a zombie-like state. It took me some time to discover i was having nightmares i could not remember when waking up, in addition to depression and occasional flashbacks.
In my case it was a “normal” reaction to extreme stress since it eventually improved. Having to live like that would not be fun. Ill deal with having to go to work instead.
Yeah it’s hard sometimes. But so can work life be. Both can be shit. I just wish people in general had more sympathy and would treat others better, including employees and colleagues. Going to your job happy is half the work. You might hoard in less fortune as a company when you pay your employees a fare wage, for reasonable hours and with enough holidays, but you ensure knowledge stays in your company as people become loyal, health improves so people are missing less work days due to illness and motivated people work harder and make less mistakes. But billionaires prefer unhappy, unhealthy slaves to get just that little bit more money themselves.
With me it was something similar, except with the government and after care. I had traumatic experiences, I wasn’t able to work anymore due to increasing stress levels. This caused the trauma to surface and become an issue. But instead of helping me they started to bully me, threaten me, making my life miserable. If I would have gotten the care I needed, I wouldn’t have fallen all the way down into the abyss and probably still would be working after some time off to get therapy.
It’s so fucking dumb. Now they are paying me the rest of my life, while they could have paid me for work after getting me better. While my life is so much harder now. No one is a winner due to selfishness.
Wow. You have some real problems, you should probably see someone about this. I already had to live through unemployment in the EU, it’s really not so bad. None of those symptoms at least. Yes, I was happy to finally find a job, tailored to my needs.
I see therapists 3 times a week.
I mean joining the army is Free… These benefits are actively achievable it your willing to pay the price
It’s called being on the dole, no? It’s nice for a while, then you need some activity or I would get insane. Been there, done that, can’t complain. Happy to work again but glad the system exists (getting worse though).
Almost there! I’m in Brazil getting US money!
Still working tho…
The (south) american dream
Probably a dividend investor. Or a trust fund kid.
how can i do both of those
Just stop not being a trust fund kid
ill ask my parents about that
There is nothing we can do about not being a trust fund kid!
But on being a dividend investor, it is very much possible. I’ve heard of two janitors who are secretly millionaires because they invest. One is a Japanese who gets income from dividends from the investments he made.
There’s always adoption
Summer? More like for the next 60 years.
Stalk a billionaire until you catch them doing one of those reprehensible things billionaires do.
Then send messages to them through an anonymous source, and demand a small regular payment through untraceable means.
I bet every billionaire has about 100 of those in their payroll.
I just managed to find a job I liked with people I liked and have a nice home.
As a European, same.
I’d go insane. Id just find a new work to keep busy.
Mads ❤️❤️❤️
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