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minus-squareDarkassassin07@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·23 days agoWhen I was like 5, I mixed up spectacles with testicles. ‘I can’t do the test today teacher, I forgot my testicles at home’
minus-squareORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·23 days agoSpectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
minus-squarewia@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·22 days agoBut wallet (if I had one) would be same side as watch… Am I banished to heck?
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·23 days agoWhen I was 10ish I mixed up organisms with orgasms. Talking to my adult brother-in-law and sister “there are a lot of weird orgasms in this level.” Contra.
minus-squareteslekova@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·23 days agoWow, you really like Contra.
minus-squareforrgott@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·23 days agoHad a teacher who would say “quiz-ee” instead of “quiz”. He stopped the day he said “test-ee”. Edit: As a bonus, he taught Biology…
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 days agoSometimes, they are 🤷🏻 (Specific Spanish and Chinese people, I mean)
minus-squareLemming6969@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·22 days agoI had a friend, we were like 12, who was quizzing our biology teacher and eventually she asked him what the biggest orgasm was instead of organism.
When I was like 5, I mixed up spectacles with testicles.
‘I can’t do the test today teacher, I forgot my testicles at home’
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch.
But wallet (if I had one) would be same side as watch…
Am I banished to heck?
When I was 10ish I mixed up organisms with orgasms. Talking to my adult brother-in-law and sister “there are a lot of weird orgasms in this level.” Contra.
Wow, you really like Contra.
Yeah, but in a weird way
Had a teacher who would say “quiz-ee” instead of “quiz”. He stopped the day he said “test-ee”.
Edit: As a bonus, he taught Biology…
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Sometimes, they are 🤷🏻
(Specific Spanish and Chinese people, I mean)
Chinish Spanese
I had a friend, we were like 12, who was quizzing our biology teacher and eventually she asked him what the biggest orgasm was instead of organism.
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