A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.
Get married
As a married person i can confirm this trick doesn’t work. It will just make your daydreams even less ethical :/.
A guy I used to work with used to say to me “when you meet a woman, every time you have a shag, put a penny in a jar, after you marry her, every time you have a shag, take a penny out of the jar…I guarantee you’ll never empty the jar”. It’s “are the straights ok?” level of boomer humour, but it does amuse me, in an eye roll kind of way.
Lake Bells character in Man Up does really funny job of explaining it as “The Blowjob Paradox”.