Give me your mum jokes!
Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
That’s s good one
Wow, that’s brutal!
I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway
and said
“Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester”
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.
The mom jokes have nothing to do with the irl mums. My mum died 20 years ago, a good mum joke doesn’t.
My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said “I fucked your mom last night.” I replied “How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?” Then making the hand gesture pointing to the letter “O” over and over again.
Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.
That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
Sexy, but fat
Sexy and fat
It’s not healthy but it looks good
Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.
“Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”
Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.
Whoever created this image should be slapped
With my mum.
By Jax’s mum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
yo momma so old she went to school with a t-rex
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
