“I’m Herringbone Bowie and this is All Things Considered.”
Joining me now is Flecktarn Winehouse.
Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up… just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.
Hello, I’m Singleton Uematsu, welcome to NPR. Prepare for a major release of applause for the architect behind a truly class-ic framework, a gem of a developer: David ‘The Rails Alchemist’ Heinemeier Hansson!
You made me look it up. Uematsu isn’t dead
What do you mean “we were not talking about software programming patterns”?
Herringbone Barrett
Or
Plaid Kantner
Bullish Abandoned Baby DMX
Welcome to Fresh Air; I’m your host, Seersucker Gesualdo.
Good evening, welcome to NPR, I’m your host Tartan Cobain
“I’m Gingham Hoon and this has been Cereal: Solving the Mystery of Breakfast. Join us next week as we explore the Toast Timing Paradox”
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Now here’s Concentric Lamb with the weather.
i’m Penrose Cash, filling in for Houndstooth Shakur, and you’re listening to NPR.
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I guess I’m… Plain Mercury?
Hi, it’s you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.
