Sugar-free Jagerbombs
Quality time with underage ladies?
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I remember Steve-O telling a story about partying with Kid Rock. Dude dumped out a mountain of cocaine on a grand piano and said “we’ll just chip away at it”.
I’m guessing this meeting went along those lines.
What, you fucking hate hospitality now?
sprinting with a reciprocating saw in one hand, a catalytic converter in the other.
How do so many rock stars look like they would fit outside an Alabama 7-eleven?
Justin Beiber, for instance. He looks like he got this suit at Goodwill
I didn’t know Beiber was so tiny that he could get photographed next to a GPU like this.
Thx for the laugh 😄
What exactly is wrong with this suit, besides the fact that anyone is expected to wear one, ever?
Looks like it’s an old pedophilic rock next to some melted cheese.
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So I should tell my fitness watch I’m doing cardio before I light up? Move those heartbeats from ‘stress’ to ‘healthy.’
Of course Kid Rock would mount a TV above the fireplace.
RFK looks like he forgot to take the last person’s skin out of those clothes before he put them on.
Kid rock looks like – well let’s be real, that’s the first book he’s ever held.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
RFK is looking up to Kid Rocks “healthy” habits.
I’m calling in a welfare check on everyone who works for The Onion.
Kid Rock shows off his entire library alongside RFK Jr.
This timeline is post-satire. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion considered closing shop lately
That’s Kid Rock now? What the fuck he turned into Jeff Foxworthy.
That’s who I thought it was before reading
Of all the ways to hold a book that is definitely one of the ones that says you are illiterate.
his home is a midscale restaurant pretending to be fancy?
This picture is brimming with “Beavis and Butthead” energy.
Shuddup buttmunch! <thwack>
