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minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·9 个月前Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008. Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x. Me: ummmmm
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 个月前“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 个月前“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 个月前I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 个月前Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
“Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”
I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!
Did you ever see Doogie Howser, M.D.? I’m like that, except for middle management, and a lot younger. Got my MBA when I was still living in my parents.