I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

  • Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    This isn’t new behavior. He’s been incontinent for decades. Look up people telling stories about working on “The Apprentice”, the folks that worked on it called it “The Shit Show”.

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      One of the things that was claimed in the Sascha Riley tapes was that, when Riley was sexually assaulted by trump as a child, he kicked something (I think he said a broomstick or something) way up Trump’s ass, causing him to be airlifted off Epstein Island. This is completely unverified, of course, but it makes amazing head canon as an explanation for his incontinence. It’s also a great villain origin story.