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My existence proves you can give birth to a half-assed baby.
Damn, you okay?
Just a lil crooked when he sits
As long as it doesn’t require much effort.
Were you born with half an ass or did you have half removed?
I think I have to side with mom on this one
Okay, but the real question is: Did she give birth to a whole-ass baby or a whole ass-baby?
Full beans. Whole ass. Maximum effort.
Getting chastised for language by your mom like this and having 113 unread texts is so on point.
People putting zero thought into their vocabulary and just parroting popular phrases is also my pet peeve
My kid is pretty half ass
Just tell them 'No, your sister is having a half assed baby just like you would. ’
