no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agoThe boy who was relentlessly bullied by his unclemedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1521
arrow-up1521imageThe boy who was relentlessly bullied by his unclemedia.piefed.worldno banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·22 days agoIf you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.
minus-squareArrkk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days ago“Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-222 days agoUntil eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.
“Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!”
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.