A lollipop with electronic waste. Truly a feat of engineering!
Technically we already had those in in '90s
That’s exactly where my mind went
Ultrasonic chef’s knife
3 years ago I wrote a cyberpunk novel for NaNoWriMo. In it, one of the hoodlums was waving around a “compu-knife”. A knife that you have to pair to a smartphone app over Bluetooth, or it won’t work.
All together now: Cyberpunk was meant to be a warning, not just an aesthetic.
(I know, I know, the article doesn’t say the knife needs to be paired to an app. I feel lucky about guessing it does though)
Is this the most bizarre tech? These things seem lame as hell to me. Except for the knife, that’s cool. I’ve seen those ultrasonic cutters used in hobby and industry and those work well. Using them in the kitchen I don’t know about, especially given the price, but still a cool thing.
We have Vibroblade now
Wait… does that exist in real life? The concept sounds plausibleI just had to read the thing…
The panda is gonna drain Grandma’s life savings
Not very far away anymore from calling a plain and simple light switch “AI”.
But I fear the unknown, black hole that comes after that, when there will be nothing left that can be newly called “AI” because everything is “AI” already …
/s
Well don’t be so hyperbolic. Only a three way switch would compromise a network sophisticated enough to be considered AI.
Great, more worthless junk
…less AI slop on the horizon?
2/3 of the list are AI products, but we can all hope.
Where the fuck do you get this optism from and can I buy some?
Will the knife spray particles all over the place? Or perhaps vaporize liquids on meats, basically aerosolize salmonella?
