She hasn’t heard from him since? She’d better unclench and make sure he’s okay…
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
Green flag
brown flag.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it’s feces; that’s not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn’t a fluid
I’m SORRY if we can’t all meet Cosmo’s latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can’t handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don’t deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing
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Some girl took that selfie and never imagined someone would caption it like this.
She’s a inadvertent goddamn rockstar
or AI… happy 0b11111101010!!!
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
Mine hasn’t ever suffocated someone, but it has cleared rooms before.
He’s been busy shopping for a ring
The best sex I’ve ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn’t stay hard
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I think the problem is less horny 14yos and more the fact that they listen to scum like Andrew Tate or the Paul brothers growing up. I see so many teenagers who live a life where the only voice in their life that speaks positively of/to them is the chud on social media trying to groom them into an angry incel. Let’s be better than blaming children for the fact that we as a society have given up the act of raising kids in favor of generating more shareholder value. It’s not the kids’ fault that both of their parents probably work 50+ hour weeks to survive and youtube is the only parent in the house most of the time
pussay Ftfy
anyone else try to figure out the mechanics of the position as they’re reading a post like this
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Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can’t have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
If you can’t laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We’re attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
Let’s get this tending y’all. 2026 resolution freebie right there. lmao
