• infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net
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    27 days ago

    Vitamin B12 turns your pee vivid neon yellow if your body doesn’t absorb it. I pour nooch (Nutritional yeast, savory substitute for dry crumbly cheeses) on like every other thing I eat, and it’s pretty much the most B12-dense food there is, so my pee is often like comic book bright yellow.

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      27 days ago

      nooch

      Is that an actual slang term for nutritional yeast? I’m struggling to think of a less appetizing word.

      Then again, I can see myself letting out a dumb little laugh while saying “I’m nooching my corn”, so maybe it’s actually brilliant.

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      27 days ago

      uh, ooo. are there different or better brands of nooch because i am constantly b12 deficient (i am missing some parts) and eating something that tastes like cheese every day? fuck i’ll put this on my popcorn.

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        27 days ago

        I get Bragg’s brand, comes in a 4.5oz plastic shaker like parmesan cheese, usually sold near the spices in US supermarkets. It’s perfect for popcorn, though my favorite is putting it on pasta w tomato sauce.

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      27 days ago

      That plus a microdose of beet juice is a common way to fake the color aspect of diluting your urine drug test.