I used to miss my cubicle until I started working from home.
Remote > Cubicle > Open Floor Plan.
Lol I would give a kidney to have a high-walled cubicle like that again.
I swear to god, minus the “Surfing Corporate” logo I had this EXACT cubicle down to the chair and phone and carpet.
Mine was a darker shade of grey…
Same. Jeebus.
The Matrix can’t come up with new assets for every battery. That would be inefficient.
Hey, it’s my old desk! I did escape, ironically now people are trapped in an open panopticon prison.
This looks like Neo’s cubicle in the Matrix.
https://images.scrolller.com/nano/the-matrix-path-of-neo-office-level-1vxgx1y8vx.jpg
“Stanley stepped out of his office”
Even Stanley at least had a computer. And optionally a bucket.
Solved
This is an exact clone of the cubes at work.
And upper management is too stupid/malicious/greedy to acknowledge why nobody wants to come into the office, when all our jobs can be done remotely.
Please tell me where the exit is, I’ve been looking for a while
