The president portrayed the move as a boost for American shipbuilding and vowed to be personally involved in the ships’ development. “The U.S. Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me,” he said, “because I’m a really aesthetic person.”
No one is even going to have to torpedo this thing because it’s going to be solid gold and immediately sink to the bottom of the sea.
Aesthetics? For a military vehicle? It’s not a shitty casino Don, it doesn’t matter how pretty it is, anyone with half a brain knows that focusing on appearance will only make it a worse functional vehicle.
Even for things that require purely aesthetics, he is terrible at it. Gaudy nonsense is not at all aesthetically pleasing except for trash like Taco.
Can’t wait until they fix the asthetics of all the stealth aircraft.
Counter argument: Marvel. Huge ratings.
Yuge
All I can think of is The Vasa, which suffered from similar fools and a similar fate.
If only there was a process to remove a pedophile/addled dementia patient like Donvict from office…
instead of Project 2025, there should be a Project 25.
There are 4 kinds of ships in the Navy. 1) To move supplies. 2) Launch aircraft. 3) Hunt other ships. 4) Land and support troops.
Trump is introducing the 5th, Trump’s No Class-Class pedo yacht. The billionaires and orange president only recreation ship complete with fully stocked bar, three swimming pools, four strip clubs, one massive casino, and a pedo hiram. The cannons are just to keep the peasants away and the guards are there to keep the slaves in, the engines run on American hopes and dreams and clean burning coal. It will be gold plated with platinum trim, led strips, and tinted windows.
This guy is a fucking Bond villain, where is James Bond when you need him.
You didn’t even mention rail guns, or jet boosters.
Ah, but what about hunting other “boats”. Cuase ships and boats aren’t the same… most of the time.
I don’t think a battleship needs a golden ballroom or bathroom, Donald. Go take your meds now.




