Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.
Three fiddy?
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.
In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.
Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.
Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭
The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
Those are complimentary
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Wait, why are vegans against picking flowers? Broccoli is a flower! It needs to be picked before eating!
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