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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

As a girl, I know what I'm picking.

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As a girl, I know what I'm picking.

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ickplant@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Or you can get her a hotdog combo and still have $3.50 left to spend for yourself.

    • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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      Three fiddy?

  • Tang@lemmy.world
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    Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.

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    Or get a chicken bake, a hot dog and a soda and still have money left over.

    Edit: I just went to costco and their chicken bakes are 3.99 not 2.99 😭

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    I can go out into a field and pick a whole cute looking bucket of flowers. Chicken it is.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      In that case, do both. Cause I’m already counting on chicken.

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    The closest thing to flowers I ever received was a cactus. It died.

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    Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…

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      Those are complimentary

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