Dude you gotta get over here, theres n-1 monkeys jumping on the bed!
i need some context
If you see monkeys jumping on your bed, no, you didn’t.
Hi, yeah, doctor krepstein? Yeah thanks for taking my call on such short notice. Oh I mean… like, not good. There are a bunch of monkeys jumping on my bed.
Oh. Uhh. Like. 7, 8 monkeys? Oh. Yeah. I mean. They’re pretty big. A bunch of them are slapping their dicks together. Oh okay. Bonobos you say?
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean. I appreciate the advice. Yeah, no i agree that there should be no more monkeys on the bed. Like. I’m not invested in this. But like. Yeah. I’m calling because I don’t know how they got in here. Or how to stop them. I mean. I told them no.already.
Well because you’re my doctor. I have a problem and I call you. Well. Yeah I guess that makes sense.yeah, no, I mean, sure medical school was probably hard, I get that. What the fuck is animal control? Okay. Okay. Yeah. Sure. But. Yes yes I know, no more monkeys jumping on the bed, but they won’t leave doctor.
I EXPECT YOU TO FIX THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
OKAY. Yeah. FUCK YOU TOO. I AM SUING YOUR ASS FOR MALPRACTICE.
