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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?

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I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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    Did he take the Pic while driving?

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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      Yeah, dude didn’t learn his lesson with the distracted driving.

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world
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      I mean he looks pretty stationary to me 🤷

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    Its funny and all, but this guy is a fucking danger to society, and proud of it

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    MFs like this are why we really need public transit. This dude is sharing the road with everyone else while he’s trying to eat chicken and shitpost. He could be doing that without endangering everybody else (though he’s probably deservedly catch some shit about eating a rotisserie chicken tbh) on a train.

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      I don’t know what the rules are on public transit near you. But the ones I use don’t allow food/drinks.

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    Pretty self-explanatory if you ask me; not to mention understandable. But a bottle of wine and a new rotisserie chicken for the wife couldn’t hurt.

    Edit: speeling

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    I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I’ve seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world
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    Since when can’t you eat and drive?

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      When it makes you swerve into another lane?

      It’s a skill issue.

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      What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?

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    I can make perfect turns kneesteering. Amateur!

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    They spelled rotisserie correctly. Nice.

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