One time I ate a mushroom I found growing on my bath mat and the sky looked just like this.
Heh, never noticed your alt account before, love the username!
Gonna start sending this to people randomly in the hope that they are an alt account in order to royally freak them out
🤣 evil, I like it!
I used to get this real bad. Couldn’t leave the flat most days. I’d have my coat and shoes on, and would keep approaching the door and just couldnt leave. Sometimes I’d think I could hear footsteps in the hallway, and would have to wait by the peephole for a couple of minutes, then lose my nerve and go back to work up the courage to approach the door again. Just unable to open the door and break the seal between safety and exposure.
Seek help if you have the option. It doesnt get better on its own.
And because of all my family members and neighbors with their ring cameras and Alexa microphones. It’s ridiculous.
My damn neighbors have that crap. Ring pointed right at my house.
A panopticon is like a big loving hug for everybody at once
Is that the House from American Football’s American Football?
Just remember “If you aren’t doing anything wrong you have nothing to hide” /S
…/s?
I was gonna make a “my situation is worse” joke, as in chucles, I’m in danger type of joke, but the joke didn’t land properly…
Recinded Comment
You are afraid of someone watching you.
I’m afraid of armed masked men¹ grabbing me and throwing me in a van.
We are not the same.
¹ICE
(am non-white foreign-born Naturalized American)
c/surrealmemes is leaking
I also feel like this when leaving the house sponsored by Flock Safety.
The night has a thousand eyes
Luigi the CEOs.
Maybe put some clothes on.






