The Homeland Security secretary said she had to get to another meeting—which turned out to have been canceled.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem abruptly ended her time before the House Homeland Security Committee Thursday, angering lawmakers by stepping away from the hot seat to attend a highly anticipated meeting on the future of FEMA.
Except that meeting never happened.
The FEMA hearing was scheduled to take place at 1 p.m. Noem was reportedly informed at 12:26 p.m. that it had been canceled, a DHS spokesperson told The Hill.
Brave ICE Noem ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, she bravely turned her tail and fled.
Yes, brave ICE Noem turned about.
And gallantly, she chickened out.
Bravely taking to her feet,
she beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, ICE Noem.Nah, she’s more likely a witch. Did you see her to face? I mean, just look at her nose!
She turned me into a newt!
Ni!
Nuuuu!
and her peee-nis…?
THAT’S… that’s enough music for now, lads
Charge her with contempt then… or something FFS.
Get her fucking propaganda ads of my fucking tv set!
The joke of all this is how her humiliation will be scrubbed from the headlines and replaced by some AI Slop that conservatives insist makes he cool
She should be handcuffed and returned to Congress. How fuck is our lawmakers allowing this bullshit.
Democrats continue to be all hat and no cattle, sadly
They’re the Controlled Opposition Party after all.
But still the opposition party. Gotta work with the tools you have.
I’ve been told by many on Lemmy that I’m not allowed to criticize the DNC unless I’m Russian.
The liberal wholehearted embrace of Evil Bad Foreigner rhetoric, combined with their cuddling up to AI / Crypto / Silicon Valley MIC, is not giving me a bright picture of the future.
There’s never been any accountability
both houses of congress is tipped towards the republican party anyway
How ? you’d need a majority.
Bullshit any member can subpoena someone and force them to comply. Fucking weak Democrats not using the power given to them.
Maybe she heard there was an innocent puppy nearby that she could murder, and she couldn’t control herself.
Her face fell off
Please tow her outside the environment
There’s nothing out there but sea, birds, fish, and 100,000 gallons of burning crude oil, it’s beyond the environment.
This is hilarious.
I bet she deliberately scheduled that FEMA meeting for the time at which she knew she would be getting grilled.
Sounds like she’s not very well behaved, probably can’t be trained either. Let me check her book to see what she thinks is best to do in this sort of situation…
Oh, oh my, well that would be unfortunate for her.
Oh well. Are there any gravel pits nearby?
Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives
It was only a matter of time, and I’m SUPER HAPPY that it was caught on camera, lmao
It’s too bad they couldn’t have her arrested.
That should be an attesting
Would be funny to see them follow her down the hall, repeating the questions like a flock of honking geese
