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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Anger Management 😌

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Anger Management 😌

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • stickly@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    That has to be one of the worst guillotine designs I’ve ever seen, send this child back to school.

    • no mouton
    • curve is simultaneously less effective than a diagonal and harder to make
    • tiny contact point with groove on the narrow blade side, basically guaranteed to jump on the way down or slip on impact
    • no head basket or splatter shield
    • no bascule, good luck shifting that body kid
    • no stabilizing supports

    This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)

    • Sergio@piefed.social
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      8 months ago

      it’s bc CEO didn’t pay for Premium Guillotine™. CEO also had to watch 5 minutes of unskippable ads before being decraptiated.

      • bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8 months ago

        One of those tip screens pop up before the blade comes down

    • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I would like to subscribe to guillotine critiques.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      8 months ago

      Because of inflation its cheap ☹️

    • Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net
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      8 months ago

      You mean the CEO gets to suffer before they die? Bonus points!

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8 months ago

      Well shit, I was hopin’ you’d say that.

      Donny!

      Got a job for ya!

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      deleted by creator

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      This thing is gonna paralyze the guy, send the blade flying into the crowd, and cause a slow bleed death (if any)

      That kid is going to turn into a real John C. Woods, and I’m here for it.

    • Mika@piefed.ca
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      A good guillotine? In this economy?!

      Besides, it’s probably way scarier to die from improper cut.

  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 months ago

    They targeted gamers.

    Gamers.

    • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net
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      First they come for the rat poison drinkers. Second they come for strawberry apron wearers. Then they come for the gamers.

      Never forget the prophecy.

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      8 months ago

      I’m out of the loop. What’s this?

      • yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        a joke about gamers being the most oppressed minority

        may have started as a ridicule of gamergate

        • ninjabard@lemmy.world
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          It’s a joke about abuse and the kid taking out the person who started the abuse train. Fuck are you on about gamergate?

          • yogurtwrong@lemmy.world
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            I was not referring to the post, I was referring to the comment i replied to.

            If I wanted to react to the post itself, I would’ve commented on the post

          • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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            The slogan started during Gamergate and got bigger with sjw crap.

            • ninjabard@lemmy.world
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              What slogan. There is no text in any of the panels.

              • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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                In the comment chain that you ….presumably read before replying to.

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          Thanks!

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    This made me feel better about my day.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Im glad to hear that. Though I wish we could see it happen irl.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Call me American, but I prefer the TF2 engineer approach:

    Use a gun.

    And if that don’t work, use more gun.

    … I hope Luigi has the best Christmas he can.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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    Uh oh

    I posted that before I saw this on the front page… 👀

    hmm I hear some dudes yelling outside my door and telling me to “open up”, brb let me see what that fuss is all about…

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Gamers rise up!

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      8 months ago

      Shaking my society

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    Poultry politics I call it

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