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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

The Fuck Jar

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The Fuck Jar

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    How is F*CK even pronounced?

    Will it still work if I yell Fuck instead?

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      Any vowel is permitted - so fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck and controversially fyck are all valid.

      [Edit] International readers should feel free to say fåck, fæck, féck, fîck, fõck, fœck, fück etc

      • Trail@lemmy.world
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        Fあck

      • trolololol@lemmy.world
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        Fwck

  • OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works
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    “FUUUCK!”

    $java -jar app.jar

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      My thoughts exactly.

      My other thoughts were, every time I see corporate BS in my company am I better off ignoring or swearing.

      Now I have inspiration for what to do.

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    I wonder if it’s really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.

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      deleted by creator

    • ᴍᴜᴛɪʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴡᴀᴠᴇ @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Made me think of tennis players. The sounds may really increase their power.

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I think they used “neutral word” to determine the baseline

  • MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is literally chaos magic

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      It’s taunting magic cast on self

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    deleted by creator

    • mal3oon@lemmy.world
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      This guy breaths!

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    Imagine the jar you can’t open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar…

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      The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.

      Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:

      • After 10 swears, you’ve more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
      • After 20 swears, you’re gripping a grand piano
      • After 50 swears, you’re gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
      • After 100 swears, you’re gripping the Statue of Liberty
      • After 500 swears, you’re gripping the planet Mercury

      0: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7197498/

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        how many swears for freddie mercury

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          I’m sorry, I’m a Celsius man.

          • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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            how many swears for celsius mercury

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    Also exhale just as you do it. 👍 Learned that the other day from that maths professor whose name escapes me just now. Redhead, adorable, red nails always. YouTube, Instagram, she’s on all of it.

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    Sport climber here. “Power Screaming” is a well- known technique to boost power during individual hard moves. Adam Ondra is famous for his strategic screaming, see his ascent of Silence. I regularly use it myself to increase core and grip strength.

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      deleted by creator

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOPM
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      Lmao I didn’t get through the first sentence without picturing Ondra.

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      He even has a screaming coach: https://youtu.be/Ugvw3pBbYqY

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    So it boosts STR, does it also boost INT? Maybe it debuffs WIS?

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      It boosts DEX and STR for your next fight action and/or gives a +1 to your next saving throw, but only if you’re at least two levels in Barbarian.

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    !lifeprotips@lemmy.ml

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    FASTERISCK!

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  • Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world
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    And to think, this whole time I was using the rubber band trick like a sucker.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      i prefer the knife trick, works every time.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Fuck yea! ^+ 8 grip strength^

    I have a goddammned motherfucking super power, bitch! ^degreelessnes mode on^

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    Fuck yeah!

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