• Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea

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    not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!

    • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”

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    hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.

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      Am I the only one that feels very grossed out by it? I truly hate it and then I worry I’ll get an infection or something. (I shart more than most adults I think)

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        oh god no hahaha I never shart because I have IBS and I don’t fart outside of the bathroom if Im not 100% sure it’s just a fart hahahah

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    12 days ago

    Everyone’s forgetting the existence of queefs here - which does mean that one has the ability to expel gas from both holes simultaneously. Sounds like starting a lawnmower.

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    I’m not upset. Just…this seems so unnecessarily extra. I’m glad they enjoy their fart-queef I guess?

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      I don’t begrudge them for it. If men could double fart we would probably do it proudly and publicly.