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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago

This meme keep evolving day by day.

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This meme keep evolving day by day.

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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:

    “All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”

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      Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

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        You say tasteless I say dark humour

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          I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.

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        only one downvote, huh. People are pretty cool around here

    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      This is demonstrably false. Correction:

      most of whom are furries

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        Your right.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          No your other right.

          • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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            our right

        • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          *y’r’e’u’o

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          s/\(r\)\ /\'\1e\ /g

          (I think, lol.)

    • ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
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      A giant hand holding everything and the hand is furry

    • Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’m pretty sure there are some bronies in this group too. Or are they considered as a subset?

      Hope my wording and question doesn’t offend anyone.

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        Subset.

    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Step 1: befriend furries to establish interim Intranet once modern communication infrastructure collapses.”

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    I love that the shark can take down whole modern digital infrastructure, but it can’t stop C developers from writing dynamic arrays.

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      Some species are just perfectly adapted to their niche…

      C developers were already writing dynamic arrays before computer data was running through underseas cables.

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      End of Evangelion vibes

      • fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml
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        really sherlock?

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          no one likes a smug prick, watson

    • fin@sh.itjust.works
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      sad

  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

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      They’re disconnecting like rabbits!

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      woof, I know what’s for dinner

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

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      Wtf.

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        I love how the NPM CEO gave him the tool/command to remove all his work from the platform. What a dummy.

        I also support the idea that he should be allowed to remove his work. It should have been republished according to the license. With a forked new name. IMO. But I know what a nightmare that would be.

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      Hey, you put an additional arrow at the wrong threaded thing, now it can do its job!

  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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      wow, what did you use for this simulation ?

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        only the finest tool, algodoo

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          Thanks!

  • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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    It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn’t be obvious until you begin turning it… and that actually isn’t a bad metaphor for today’s AI.

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      deleted by creator

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    This implies removing the unpaid opensource developers balances out The AI in short term and idk how to feel ahout that.

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      Nah, the angle would be too aggressive - unless the boards have an extremely high friction coefficient, they would slide off to the right (along with anything on top of them).

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    You know, it’s like, I look at an old time clock, or a mechanical cog, or something. And I think, if I were to throw a bug in there, at the right time at the right moment, at the wrong gear…

    Next week on my podcast: Jenga!

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    The shark got me so good. Just… “om.”

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      deleted by creator

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    What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

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      Mostly the circlejerk about how memory safety magically fixes all security holes for me

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      Having just taken cloud flare out? …no

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    Jesus fuck, can we give this poor abused xkcd a rest?

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      It’s also wrong. Cloudflare isn’t built on AWS.

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    We must go deeper!

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      The radioactive walmart shrimp ate the cookies for fish. An entire other stack chart can start next to this for food chains, or whole eco systems. Or stack enough charts to show how humans can collapse an entire galaxy. Deepest.

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