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minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 days agoIf I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
minus-squareashenone@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days agoTechnically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoAre you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoI think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster. I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
minus-squareandros_rex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·16 hours agoIirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoThe stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoYes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
minus-squareCameronDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoFinally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb
If I swallow a live oyster, can I drink dirty water safely?
Technically if you swallow s live oyster you don’t even need a kidney anymore
Are you expecting oysters to be poisonous?
I think they’re making the joke that you could outsource body filtration to the oyster.
I’m assuming you’d at least fuck your throat though, because it’s not staying alive without the shell
Iirc, this is kinda how mitochondria might have become a thing. A living thing eating another living thing, and it become an organ
It is!
The stomach acid would probably kill the oyster as soon as it has opened the shell.
Gotta boof ‘em
Yes. You probably shouldn’t actually try to outsource your kidney function to oysters
So now you tell me!
This is very disappointing
Yes
Finally, the answer I’m looking for. Brb