• Goodeye8@piefed.social
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    2 days ago

    I low key believe MAGA is more concerned with Trump allegedly sucking cock than him allegedly fucking kids. MAGA can excuse fucking children but they draw the line at being a cocksucker.

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      15 hours ago

      I can totally see conservatives processing it that way.

      You know how they are always looking back to the good old days when they may have had it worse but people unlike them had it a LOT worse? Well if you keep going back as far as they want to take things, to being ruled by nobles or royal families, taking a wife in her teen years was absolutely nothing. And true servants of God need not be limited by the laws of man or some bullshit.

      Consenting adult males, however, have penises and cannot make babies. So it is an affront to fragile conservative sensibilities as well as fragile conservative gods.