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M137@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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It's the only thing I can dream of saving up for in this economy.

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It's the only thing I can dream of saving up for in this economy.

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M137@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    This is propaganda by big poop knife. No one needs a poop knife when all you really need is a little practice to master the art of stomp waffling.

    • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      Waffle Stomping. ;)

      • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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        As long as it’s not Crepe Curbing I think we’re all in agreement here!

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          Yes, but it’s important not to waffle on your stomp when stomping your waffle.

          A proper waffle stomp should be made with conviction.

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      I can’t say I’m deep enough into knowledge about this to deny I have been brainwashed by big poop knife. But I generally keep my showering and pooping separate, I generally poop more often than I shower. Maybe eating less fiber and getting to a one big poop a day schedule and doing that while showering is the correct way of life.

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    Everyone needs a good poop knife!

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      Yes, and I’ve found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!

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    no fcking way, I didn’t knew this was a thing

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      I’m very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Thumb it, then wash.

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    Ain’t nobody need to buy a poop knife when you can walk outside and get yourself a poop stick that does the same thing

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    Fecal slicer

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    You guys need a bidet.

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