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I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
Nana nana nana
Nana nana na na.Bat-man!
This is hilarious
The jacket could be so long it’s a coat where you can’t see them either.
tbf, country music is still very much like: “sundress. also she has hair and is drinking”
Cold jeans. It’s a fucking scarecrow again
Ooh, she’s a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
If driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
You’re just my type. You have a pulse and you are breathing.
Yup, my thought too. Saint Motel is the least picky
Men were definitely less picky before, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Apparently the original lyric was “girls are fat and they’ve got big titties,” but the rest of the band wanted to change it.
Whatever you do don’t go back to the 50s because every song is about teenage girls.
same with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you
Fucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then you’ve got fuckin’ Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
Little Girls is satire though, it’s supposed to gross you out.
Wasn’t that one more tongue in cheek? (Oingo boingo I mean)
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uh… no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtube…
No no no, it very much just screams ‘Sent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAP’.
Like, I’m fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
According to Wikipedia, “the song was written as satire”
So I know that’s only someone else’s opinion, but at least I’m not alone in thinking that.
I mean that’s basically what hair metal was all about so I suppose.
“My darling’s still got all her teeth…”
Hard to be picky when men have forgotten what drives every girl crazy.
You’re just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
Shania Twain still wont be impressed.
Pocket full of change.
You know in that Shania Twain song she doesnt care if you’re good looking, smart or have a car. So you can be a dumb ugly fuck who takes the bus if you’re loaded.
Back in my time body heat was an extra.
I mean that’s basically what I’m currently looking for in a woman
I mean, I’ve met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: I’m pretty sure I did actually date ‘Rosie’ from ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’… pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
🎶Yeah, you, you’re just my type
🎶Oh, you got a pulse and you are breathing
That’s because the average person has 1.999… legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
They didn’t say she had 2. It’s plural, but she could have 8 legs for all you know.
