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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world
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    You’d think that, but a pirate’s favorite letter is actually the C.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      It’s the perfect joke because no matter what the person answers, you have two more options to declare is the real answer: R, I, the C

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        Nay, matey, there be another option. It be the P. Because without the P, a pirate would be irate.

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      • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        To be fair, he’s a sea captain, not a pirate.

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          Quite true. The line just popped into my head when I heard pirates like the sea.

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      I prefer, “…but his first love be the C.”

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      The German word for C sounds like the German word for toe even tho the latter isn’t written with a C. Now you know.

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    Buying a vowel in this situation is throwing away money tho. How many people have ever done this in wof history? Any?

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    Popular conspiracy theories are still bullshit.

    Epstein was cooked, his life was over; he was a pedo facing the US justice system without his privilege; he was destined to never leave prison. People suicide over this sort of thing all the time.

    Their are a few facts that are suspicious. But nothing that could support the notion that he was murdered, much less a grand murder conspiracy from a Hollywood spy movie.

    Not only is it perfectly reasonable to believe Epstein killed himself, with the info we’ve got, it’s the only reasonable opinion.

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      “I approve this message”

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    If the Epstein files are so damaging to Trump why didn’t Biden release them when he was president?

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      Maybe they were damaging to him or his donors too?

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        you don't say

        "you don't say" surprised realization reaction gif of Roland "Wee-Bey" Brice (Hassan "Iniko" Johnson) in The Wire S01E11, no text

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