You’d think that, but a pirate’s favorite letter is actually the C.
It’s the perfect joke because no matter what the person answers, you have two more options to declare is the real answer: R, I, the C
Nay, matey, there be another option. It be the P. Because without the P, a pirate would be irate.

To be fair, he’s a sea captain, not a pirate.
Quite true. The line just popped into my head when I heard pirates like the sea.
I prefer, “…but his first love be the C.”
The German word for C sounds like the German word for toe even tho the latter isn’t written with a C. Now you know.
Buying a vowel in this situation is throwing away money tho. How many people have ever done this in wof history? Any?
Popular conspiracy theories are still bullshit.
Epstein was cooked, his life was over; he was a pedo facing the US justice system without his privilege; he was destined to never leave prison. People suicide over this sort of thing all the time.
Their are a few facts that are suspicious. But nothing that could support the notion that he was murdered, much less a grand murder conspiracy from a Hollywood spy movie.
Not only is it perfectly reasonable to believe Epstein killed himself, with the info we’ve got, it’s the only reasonable opinion.

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If the Epstein files are so damaging to Trump why didn’t Biden release them when he was president?
Maybe they were damaging to him or his donors too?
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