• Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Me : I’d like a black coffee please
    USA : And how much whipped cream and sugar would you like with that?

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      11 days ago

      I know this is a joke but if you ask for black coffee or unsweet tea, you will get what you are expecting in most cases. They may ask as a courtesy if you want sweeteners or creamers with that because many people wish to sweeten their drinks themselves as they may prefer artificial sweeteners or wish to control their dairy or sugar intake for dietary reasons.

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      11 days ago

      I always used to get “should we leave room at the top for cream or sugar?” It makes sense since at that spot the cream and sugar are off to the side to be added by the customer. And black coffee was used to differentiate from the various flavored or specialty jawns.

      But it always made me giggle that the simplest order in coffee needed clarification.