Since they’re being compensated, ice cream there would almost be vegan…
Vegan ice cream exists, unless you count coconuts as mammals (since they have hair and produce milk).
Behold, a mammal!
Coconuts produce water. Coconut milk is made by pureeing coconut meat and mixing it with cononut water.
Coconuts don’t produce anything “milky” on their own. Coconut watet is clear.
I mean… that’s kinda a sliding scale. You can get coconut milk by just squeezing it out of coconut flesh, I’ve seen it done before. Saying coconuts don’t produce milk is kinda like saying oranges don’t produce juice.
Squeezing it out of coconut flesh?
I had to look this up. I found a video of some guy essentially shave the meat of a coconut and then twist the shavings in the hairs of the husk. He got like 1 tablespoon of “milk”.
You can’t really squeeze coconut meat without shredding it or using a hydrolic press. I’d wager the meat is just a tough sponge holding the water and it gets milky due to the meat breaking down when you squeeze or shred it.
It’s like saying oranges produce pulp. Oranges produce juice but humans produce the pulp by shredding the remains of the inside of the orange.
Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Can you just tell me so I dont have that search linked to me? Feels like its gona be weird
Human cows. Fetishising being milked and such.
Google it.
do it
For future reference, look up public instances of searxng
(even with safe search off I can’t find a screenshot of the ladies themselves)
Dear god. What movie is this?
Mad Max: Fury Road
One of the better action movies of the modern era
Mad Max: Fury Road
Very much recommended even if you’re not a fan of action movies. The dystopian aesthetics, raising internal combustion engines and everything related to them to a religion, the blind and harnessed guitarist providing most of the soundtrack, the language (Witness Me!)…
Disney has a certain history …
The almonds
I hate that they shredded the male ones. Fucking disgusting.
How else do you propose getting the daily macipan on uour plate???
Labrador
Nuts
“Nut milk” remains the grossest phrase in the culinary lexicon
Humans duh
me, googling that word…
sighs
I guess i will be busy the next 20 minutes
Edit: meant to reply that to another comment. this is funnier now
Your cover is blown, Junior Agent Xorblorg! Return to the mothership IMMEDIATELY or risk being permanently marooned in this Nyarlathotep-forsaken solar system!
not another Nyarlathotep-foreskin solar system!!
If Abraham had scored that for his collection world history might have been very different.
please tell me you have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books you’ve written in a fugue state. because I want to read them
I have schizophrenia and have a collection of alternative history books I’ve written in a fugue state. But you can’t read them because they were in my socks when Jesus washed my feet and all the blue ink ran into the Danube. Though this did earlier inspire the Mongolian throat polka of the same name, so I’d call that a net positive for humanity.
Rofl and I thought you were going to have this response to every comment in this thread.
Hopefully Nick tbh
And paid for by implied government subsidies even
Cashew milk ain’t bad. Looks gross in coffee though lol
Almond and oat milk is the way to go!
The main big red one is clearly an ice block (aka popsicle, water ice).
There is an elephant scooping something creamy with their trunk, but there are dairy-free soft serves as well. They’re called sorbet, and can be made from flavouring water, or from fruit puree.
Probably humans but I don’t think Peta was involved in the production so maybe not
Heckin meeeeeeee!
