It’s the same people, they’ve just grown up and switched genders as one does.
From Kyle to… idfk, uhhhhh, maybe Christine? Sure. We’ll go with Christine.
Kayla
Kayla works. Idk, neither name seems like the type to really drink Monster. I guess I don’t know enough Monster drinkers lol
McKayla is a momster drinker for sure.
Mickeighlah… no, no transfemme I have ever met would use that spelling. But Mickeighlah would FOR SURE drink Monster.
I’m so proud of them.
Is this an ad
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Plot twist: monster energy drinks make you gay.
I have a theory that normal monster makes you normal gay, white monster makes you a femboy and berry monster turns you into a lesbian.
Other flavors still under testing.
Ah, I mostly had white monster in my childhood, but being afab it didn’t turn me into a femboy but into a software engineer. Truly tragic.
same thing
white monster also has a 50% chance to make you a hungover dad mowing the lawn
The can matches the New Balances on his feet!
I thought white Monster was for millennial boomers
Shit, that explains it then. Maybe I should have more so the effect stacks! X3
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Incoming: that meme where someone asks how monster tastes…
Monster seriously looks and tastes like something from a dystopian sci-fi movie. Like some kind of drugged drink that’s used to give the proles brain rot and make them easier to control.
Can’t relate at all
I tried monster once in like 2019 and it tasted so bad I never bought an energy drink since
If I want caffeine I just get coffee
Coffee is cheaper, but it tastes awful, too.
Then you’re making coffee wrong!
(Or just don’t like it, which is totally okay too)
It isn’t the worst taste, but I usually prefer to get my caffeine other ways (mainly tea or soda).
If only I could find (not too expensive) good tea where I live…
You can always mail order. I like Harney & Sons, Yunnan Sourcing, and white2tea.
Good idea, I’m in the EU though.
They all ship to the EU.
[sound of 1000 amateur baristas inhaling in preparation for a 2-hour lecture about how you are making your coffee wrong]
I treat caffeine as a drink for the effects, not for the taste. Only energy drinks are good for the taste when I want both.
Instant coffee, raw coffee, the shitty coffee that comes in MRE packets, the fancy stuff that costs too much, espressos, 5-hour energy, I’ll chug it all down all the same. Treat it like vodka or whiskey - don’t bother trying to taste it.
Unfortunately the cost of an energy drink at least around here is nearly the cost of a large gas station coffee ~2.50$. and that’s for shit gas station coffee, if you go to like Starbucks you will pay double that easily.
I love the taste of energy drinks, it tastes like liquid gummy bears to me (which is a good thing). But the name brand stuff is super expensive and I definitely don’t want to have a pint of it in a container that can’t be closed again. Also I get digestive issues from caffeine, haha
I have bafflingly inconsistent stomach problems. Coffee wrecks me, but Monster and Red Bull are totally fine for some reason
Okay, flame war time.
You need caffeine, but you also want some decent flavor.
Redbull, Monster, or Rockstar?
(Not including Reign because that is a “I need to do this 6 hour drive, fuck my organs” drink)
Coffee
Yerba Mate, Coffee, black tea, green tea, oolong tea, espresso
Monster. Mango Loco.
Redbull is overpriced and tastes like the most generic energy drink flavor and Rockstar has no decent sugar free options (although blueberry Rockstar was pretty decent if I recall, but I don’t like the idea of having so much sugar). Leaves only Monster.
Buy some guaraná pills, eat the dust out of the pill directly so the caffeine activates faster and then drink whatever non caffeinated drink you like, like orange juice.
I wish… caffeine makes me feel like my heart is going to explode. Harder stimulants are fine, apparently. I miss coffee.
2 of the japanese monsters in the little glass bottles that kinda look like thai redbull.
For the flavour, cafe latte.
But really, if you need caffeine, your body is addicted and need to lay off the stuff for a while to get your natural self back. You shouldn’t need it to function.
redbull, preferably the juneberry one but any will do.
Redbull Sugar Free. Zero is not as good. Original is ok too. We gave a try with Monster Ultra (zero sugar) once, it was wayyyyyyy to sweet. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Rockstar in any shop
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Buying name brand energy drinks, in THIS economy? And I definitely don’t want to have half a liter of it in a container that can’t be closed, so if those three are the only options I pick Red Bull.
to all the girls in the comments:
Meow :3
-“pspspsps”
mrrrow
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is people talking about a movie they saw on a movie board also an advertisement in your definition of the word?
Its not the same. The people are not talking about monster energy because of the taste or the effect, they are talking about it because of their marketing. It would be like people talking about a movie because of poster they saw.
i don’t see how that is different, people are discussing things they enjoy and the community that has developed around that.
the queer and trans communities making monster a common character trait has even advertised to, like if understand if they had specifically done a unch of shit but unless you consider them sponsoring https://www.capitalpride.org/pride_sponsors/ or their corporate ass “diversity” page https://www.monster.com/about/diversity-and-inclusion/ I don’t think they’ve done much to encourage trans people to drink their drink
would you think the weed community sending a stoner meme is the same thing? I wouldn’t consider that an advertisement
would you consider a video game sub talking about an update an ad?
monster is shit.
Monster is actually a company that I will try to avoid as much as possible, specifically for their marketing. It’s one of the few energy drinks that I can tolerate and it would be my default “go to” when I need one, but I refrain from buying them because I remember seeing their giant pickup trucks in the streets of my city and I hate them.
I bought hundreds of cans before but since I’ve seen a few of their monstrosities parade in my city, I avoid them.
A couple of years ago i was hiring a sound team for a game. The biggest challenge was to hire someone who would make the monster sounds. For some reason the game director wanted to do it “like Mike Patton in I am Legend” and it was the single stupidest recruitment campaign i had to endure. Lots of deathgrowl dudes being very same and sweaty. And what do you know - the candidate who got the job was a girl who went to the interview for shits and giggles and she didn’t even tried sounding Lovecraftian eldritch abomination. And then she got screwed out of proper credit and quit the business.
Counterpoint: White Monster being meme-ish regarded as God’s Nourishment on Gymbro Media
sorry what did you say?
I can’t tell if this is a colorized djoujin, colorized standalone hentai, or a utter shit post a la astolfo monster memes.
I haven’t tried that flavor yet. How is it compared to our lord and savior white monster?
The vice guava one was pretty good, although I think that was a promotion thing.
that one is literally the best sugar free one other than white, I’m gonna be really upset if they go away :'(
I miss the ginger one.
can someone fact check me? Didn’t monster donate to Trump’s campaign? thx
Their branding must be region dependent. Monster drinks are still definitely targeting “BMX dudes” here.
