- A or D… Gotta go with D. They might be watching. - But A will be watching from above and be disappointed. :/ - The grief will kill them 
- I saw how he treated the birds and squirrels, that boy ain’t in heaven. - 'Course I’m not headed that way either, so it’s okay. 
 
 
- Neither. My favorite dog is the best girl. - WELL SHE SOUNDS LIKE A -*user forcibly removed kicking and screaming whilst yelling incoherent things about governments and freedoms and the sanctity of derogative words* 
 
- Option E: all dogs. 
- Trick question, as BOTH of my dogs are the best girls (or best bitches, if you prefer to maintain the alliteration). They really are, it’s not debatable, so either you’re messing with me, or I’m about to sue your game show. 
- Whichever male dog I’m currently talking to/looking at is the Best Boy. - Likewise the Goodest Girl is whichever female dog I’m currently talking to/looking at. 
- All male dogs are the best boys its impossible to quantify and separate them. 







