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there are two countries. USA, and Europe. and everyine who says anything about the USA, that isb ad, is a Europeman. you use Celsius? congratulations. youre from Europe (the country)(European). you dont .ike Eat Delicious Jimmy’s Regional Hamburger Chain? okay Europe guy. youre not Joe Biden president? well then youre Privileged to have EuropePresident (the president of Europe) (Boris Johnson? ithink) so shut up about our American politics you ()Europe) (the only other place in the world) would never undrestanding, rthat in America, we have regional subdivisions and local dialects(you dont have those in Europe)(the other coutnry there is)(iuts just one coutnry basically and america is like 50 countries in a trenchoat did you know that?). and so. Youre not allowed to be mean to me or hamburger every again :/
The “50 countries in a trenchcoat” thing is so stupid.
No other country in the entire world does federalism apparently.
most of the time i hear about it, it’s not even that, it’s about the US’s internal variety, as in the variety of dialects, culture and the such
which is very funny because for a country of it’s size and population, the US (white, colonial) culture is shockingly homogenous. even england, just england, has more internal variety! and that’s not even mentioning countries like india or china
the claim that the US has a ton of cultural variation would make sense if we were talking about Indigenous people and diaspora communities. but it’s never about them, strangely, it’s always about how north texalifornia says scrimble and west massachuvania says jonkle…
Yep,
And things like Reservations are also always conveniently left out of debates about the electoral college and states representation in the US senate. Like, I’d like to hear them advocate for representation for the first nations before I buy that they really believe the bullshit they spew about “states rights” and “small states need to be protected from big states”.
It’s a common refrain that the United States geographically is one of the most heterogeneous places in the world, but we way we build our cities and towns and how we choose to operate as an overall society is super homogenous.
Although I disagree with the notion that there isn’t diversity within the US (some states may be less diverse than others however), there is a degree of truth that we tend to have the same people doing the same things from Alaska to Florida. That’s not to say there aren’t tweaks to the system depending on what the populations want (Compare California’s government policies to North Dakotas for example), but we have sort of accepted a homogeneous lifestyle as the way to do things, for better or worse.
My point is that you are stating differences between states, when your states are country sized. We have differences between regions in the country itself, wilder differences that yo have in your whole ass country.
There ought to be some differences in a country the size of 5 countries. What shocks us is how little differences there are.
Well, the US is about 250 years old as a society. How old is your country bud?
I mean, then don’t go saying that it’s very diverse? Idk.
Spain is about a thousands older, my region even more.
Do me a favor and look up the Diversity Index of the US, France, and Spain. It’s literally a measure of how diverse a group is. Tell me which scores higher - the highest score would be the ‘most diverse’ by definition.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_ethnic_and_cultural_diversity_level
Funny enough, Spain and the US are both almost 0.5 by the looks of that chart. Most of Europe are way less diverse. Holland, Greece, and Switzerland not withstanding, though I bet if you use income diversity, Switzerland turns navy blue.
There are 3 major places in the US. Cities, Suburbia and the countryside. Possible 4th is small towns/college towns, though suburbia is always trying to absorb them if there are jobs to be had (or at least real estate value to be extracted).
Gentrification is also how suburbia tries to take over cities it’s not afraid of, or that it can’t ignore the all that value it wants to extract.
Suburbia is what most people see most of America as. Right wing media see it that way too and cast anything else as dangerous, especially cities that haven’t largely gentrified. They
There’s more variety in language in the freaking Basque country, a subregion of France and Spain. We have our own language with 7 variations, inside those there’s major sub variations from town to town, and then we have all the other Spanish and French languages.
They speak of differences between states when their states are the size of countries, and inner state variance is minimal. Compare Texas to Spain, we have several regions with wild cultural and language differences…
It’s laughable.
You think Texas is homogenous?
Not as diverse as Spain lol.
Is it soda or is it pop? Or is it a coke? Or this one will get ya, is it soda pop? We have so much variety in America /s
As an American living in Germany: I won’t say any of that if you please just stop joking about school shootings to me in every context.
A) I’m clearly okay living in a scenario where guns are more restricted, and
B) I’m from not too far away from sandy hook (elementary school, 2012, ~25 kids and teachers died, the first one Alex jones convinced people was fake), and know multiple families who lost a child to it- your edgy joke just brought them to mind at eight am at work. It’s fucking tragic and I can’t laugh about it- the only reason you can is that it’s not real to you.
That’s not true. I joked about the worst shit that was happening while the medics were¹ trying to find the pieces.
¹sometimes metaphorically. The times when it wasn’t, the jokes were really bad. Hard to improvise a good stand up routine in those situations; you understand.
Black humor is a totally different thing and I’d react differently if David Hogg were laughing about school shootings (and have reacted differently when my friends who were directly affected by them do), but these are more like the dead baby jokes that teenagers tell for shock value, as opposed to humorizing pain. I said “you,” but I was referring to the people telling me these jokes, rather than the general you.
Yeah but I kind of do that everywhere, including for other people’s stuff, and I can’t be that special.
That is awful, but you know what they say: fight fire with fire and start joking back about the Cologne School massacre.
how the fuck does that help
Oh it absolutely doesn’t, it’s just as tasteless and out of line.
“Self-care didn’t work, so I’m trying others-harm”
“This traumatic thing happened in my life and I wish people wouldn’t joke about it”
“Wow that sucks here’s a joke about it”
Why? to what end?
hamburgr shall not be touched. (by a european, from europe). i will tell boris jonson about not to touch ur burgr.
will touch pretzels 🥨 instead-
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“hello chloe 🥕, i suggest u read me”
- the commenton the internet, everything is possible. third spaces “video games” (those r ki da like games - but totally digital and stuff… feels weird - but its real!.. and feels less exciting to play than real ones 🩱 - but still!). imagine the internet is a ppace where things happen - its like real life (which is not merica, not europa and not even real, but also real) but not real!.. which is not exciting. chloe, i want u to feel greeted. u make me wana buy a scarf 🧣 too. u make me wana purchase nice clothes for the winter. u makee wana hug u. wishes go out from europe (from me, the european) to u, dear chloe (mayb a european, mayb not - but certainly nothing else, cuz theres just merica and europa). i got no idea what those 50 sub countries r btw- sounds kinda sketchy. like - what do they do - control 50 countries with a single president? or control each sub-country with different leaders, who r gona have diffrnt onions 🧅? both options sound kinda real bad.,… but yea, all that merica stuff is kinda goin over my head anyway - cuz im a european who doesnt know what a sub country even looks like-
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touches hamburger (person from Hamburg) instead
JFK: Ik bin ein Hamburger
Take my upvote smorty. It don’t mean nothing but it don’t cost nothing either. You might be European but you sure know your Internet’s all the same. That’s a real wall of slag you left there for us (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯
I feel this so much in Australia. If a people on the internet remembers that Australia exists it is always like one of the same 3 jokes and nothing else ever.
On the topic of cultural variation, Australian states are really far apart, but population wise very small (mostly in the low millions). I have a friend in a different state and we just keep running into odd slang that is specific to a single state.
What are the 3 jokes? I’ll guess:
- upside down
- prisoners
- dingo ate my baby
No emu war?
SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
drop bears
Can I buy some whitespace?
Whitespace is European propaganda. Don’t fall for their deceptions.
Black space matters!
