C’mon, how did you miss the obvious: plumpkins?
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fixed.
We just have to feed the pumpkins a steady diet of americans and we could hit the 2 ton mark here soon.
Where are we gonna find 4 average Americans!
Time lapse video on those things are a trip. They expand noticeably by the hour.
Well, I doubt they can get larger than earth, so I’d say it’s somewhere between 3,000 lbs and earth’s weight.
Unforeseen twist: Earth 2.0 is a pumpkin.
Do we push the billionaires onto the pumpkin or do we all go on the pumpkin?
Earth’s weight?
Mass. Whatever. :P
Are they still edible or just enormous garbage and waste of resources?
Fuck you, don’t tell me what I know, The Atlantic.
How does that work? Selective breeding? Fertilizer? Growth hormones? New growing techniques? What is it that’s allowing these pumpkins to get bigger and bigger?
jack o lantern carved with a large sawz-all blade.
Pit them against the lobster church.
