I think if you wanted to train a raccoon you’d be better off starting with a baby one and hand raising it
But where’s the fun in that?
A timely posting on another community.
I wouldn’t presume on my friendship with a raccoon by putting a leash on one.
Unless they’re into that sort of thing.
Ecstatic consent is clutch.
Bruh you can probably train them off leash. Just start very young and don’t get bit.
Generally what I’ve heard is that raccoons are very sweet and docile when young. They turn problematic as pets as they age.
They turn problematic as pets as they age.
I feel personally attacked.
Patience and food.
Will take too long. train them with heroin. they’ll do anything you ask them for it.
now I’m wondering if anyone has even tried using hard drugs to train animals.
I’m assuming it has happened many times and always resulted in unmitigated disasters
What are the proletariat?
edit: my bad; misread that as “patients”.









