I wish caffeine had this kind of impact on me. I was recently trying to get back on my time zone after a trip. Middle of the afternoon, six shots of espresso, and I’m asleep less than an hour later.

I really don’t get the awake-because-of-caffiene thing. Some days I won’t take any caffeine and it’ll be just fine, some days I drink 5 cups of coffee during the day and three glasses of cola at night and I’ll still sleep just fine. Alcohol on the other, that ruins my sleep; I’ll fall asleep very fast but don’t really get rested, and then I wake up in the middle of the night once the alcohol gets metabolized.

I don’t think that’s how you play cards against humanity

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Now I want an espresso… okay great it’s only 2:58pm