Poor wittle snowflake
Next time someone says lefties are too soft, remember that Mike Johnson feels deeply threatened by naked people on bikes in a city on the other side of the country from him.
That’s just the penises awakening something in him again.
Nothing threatens Conservatives than casual nudity. Got it.
Wait until they learn about guillotines!
How much longer, though? We’ve been very patient.
Trust the sexuality repressed American to see a naked person and get scared.
They’re not all like that of course but their culture is kind weird, like they don’t even seem to teach proper sex education in all their schools? They teach abstinence and such even sometimes? Wild.
This reads to me like mockery. As in, “Naked bike riding is the most dangerous demonstration so far.” Not dangerous at all.
I saw a young girl with a knee on her neck the other day. Saw them arresting people at a Spanish speaking mass today. Idk I’ve seen some threatening things
Candy ass can’t hack seeing nekkid bodies?? WTF does he use grndr for, the conversations? lol
He saw it on TV instead of through his porn accountability app. It was terrifying for him to not share his viewing with his son.
I suppose that’s probably tied for the most threatening thing against ICE he’s seen, but that’s because nothing particularly threatening has been done at all. So, technically the truth?
So, he considers unarmed, naked people “threatening”? What a weak, cowardly snowflake.
He’s afraid it will awaken something in him.
Dicks out for democracy.
Tits out against tyranny.
Buttholes out against bastards.
The battle of the buttholes?
Sounds like a good time
Eh, I’m just gonna stay at home and fart around.
Butthole royale
What an impressively sheltered life he’s lived.
Isn’t that the most American statement ever. Belligerent assholes walking around with automatic rifles and tacticool pseudo military gear from Ebay? What a patriotic display! A bunch of people without clothes just biking around? The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet!
Did he not see Jan 6th 2021?
Right? I didn’t see cyclists smear shit all over the place before leaving.
Their bike seats smell funny! I am not taking questions on why I’m sniffing strangers bike seats.
