5 fingers or 5 sausages?
Not warm for long…
Tbf, I wouldn’t want scrambled eggs that have been close to body temperature for long. That sounds like a terrible gut infection waiting to happen.
That egg looks dry AF. Scrambled egg should be like lumpy custard.
Fingies.
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Reminds me of a school Halloween event where you are blindfolded and have to go around feeling “brains” and “eyeballs” but it’s just like spaghetti and grapes and stuff.
These anti-vaxxer spreading parties are going up a level.
Egging 'em before they egg your house. Outstanding move
I have two children but I’m not that hungry. Can I donate my other handful to a childless person?
Can someone explain?
I’m guessing it’s a joke about the Halloween candy tradition they have in the US.
In my part of the country we give out fried eggs
Oh, right, that holiday.
Without context, this is just… fine? As long as they wash their hands first.
Still, most trick-or-treaters probably expect something other than a handful of scrambled eggs.
I agree.
Halloween is the context.
I said it was fine without context.As in, on a normal day where people are not trick or treating (and therefore expecting candy)… it’s fine.
As long as they wash their hands first.
