Her fellow officers noticed something was wrong when she no longer experienced joy from manhandling perps and expressed interest an MS in computer science.
This photo needs to be the Wikipedia image for the article The Placebo Effect.
Or maybe the Nocebo effect instead? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocebo
Just inject cops with fentanyl daily until they develop a tolerance or something. Stop being pussies or look for another job.
Just hire people that can handle a little fun.
Those are the guys watching the evidence locker
And I bet their lazy cop asses will stop calling out sick or take weeks long vacations either.
“So you’re refusing to obey Mayor Mamdani’s orders to storm the tarmac and drag Netenyahu’s ass off that plane? Oh well, then I guess you ain’t getting your medicine then… …yeah that’s what I thought…”
Is she like, having a seizure, or did she take some fentanyl out of the evidence locker?
Or maybe just got bonked on the head?
Like, I have seen more than one chestcam video on youtube of cops responding to other cops who took some fentanyl into the bathroom before they got to the evidence locker, and they end up doing the lean so hard they curl back into ragdoll positions you would think were unrealistic in a video game, fucking instant OD.
You are thinking of epilepsy. She is having autism.
im autistic and this do check out
… No.
I am autistic.
This not a thing I do.
wtf are you talking about?
Why do chemical compounds have epic wizard names?
Just think about it:
- Tylenol the calm one
- Sildenafil the necromancer
- Cyanide the death bringer.
And so on
FOOF the fickle
Is that a good cop?
This isn’t the movies, in the real world we don’t have such mythical creatures.
I think she’s got an extra chromosome
Don’t insult people with extra chromosomes, they are human… That’s clearly a pig with extra chromosomes.
