Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days ago“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1123
arrow-up1123image“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”sh.itjust.worksGates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-28 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 days agoWhy is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
minus-squareSculptor9157@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 days agoPerhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 days agoI like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.
Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?
Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.
I like to imagine there’s a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.