Feels unreal. My friend spotted this at an airport.
This is a trap. They won’t pay.
100% trap. As soon as someone self-reports, ICE will be over there kicking their doors in.
Time to “self”-report Republicans or MAGA heads…
Ooo, good idea.
I wonder how many burner phones one could automate to run down the list of Jan 6ers before the whole thing puckered back into whence it came?
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Definitely a trap.
Take your picture and tell us about your relatives. We will absolutely not send this straight to ICE.
Definitions of submission (source: Wiktionary)
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A submission is something that you give to somebody to be checked or accepted.
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Submission is the act of accepting that somebody has power over you
I wonder which submission these fascists plan to follow-up on…
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The clue is: “you may be eglible”. Turn yourself in, and all you will get is a free flight if you are lucky. To somewhere.
We pinky promise to follow through on being nice and not detaining/disappearing you.
“Ok, yes, tRUMP is known for not paying his bills but he will deffo pay you if you report yourself. Honest!!”
Sounds like a good way to have the ICE goonsquad show up at your house at 3 am. God damn I hate this country
I’m a citizen but my partner and I departed for another country, how do I claim my free flight and $2000
Is there any way to game this and make bank somehow?
If you’re in that position, it’s honestly beneficial to do so. I wish I had such an opportunity to leave this country.
bruh I don’t want taxes used for this
Now when I visit the US I only need to buy the inbound flight for me and my family. And I get $4000 spending money.
This will really boost tourism.
Shit man, maybe I should have done that when I left the UK. I could have gotten them to fucking pay me on top of getting away from a shithole
What are the odds they just use this to find people to arrest and throw in concentration camps?
